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Joke of the Day
"An example of men's inability to understand women - Me: I have Nothing To Wear!! Him: Awesome!"
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"Sex is like Indian food It can taste good, but also rupture your anus."
"What kind of dog can turn on your car? Yorkies"
"what do you call a 5 man group all asians and makes gay music k-pop!"
"My friend works at subway... I guess you could say she'll really be rolling in the DOUGH."
"Did you hear about the salad who went missing? All they found were its chard romaines"
"I thought VH1 was showing an episode of The Golden Girls, but turns out it was an interview with Steven Tyler, David Bowie & Keith Richards."
"Does this cubicle make me look dead inside?"
"My doctor told me I had the airport flu. He says it's terminal."
"How do you kill a vampire from the South? With a chicken fried stake"