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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a vampire from the South? With a chicken fried stake"
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"How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb? You don't know man, you weren't there!"
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"How come Puerto Ricans don't like blow jobs? They don't like any kind of jobs"
"When did Anakin Skywalker become a mohel? When he cut through the Force-kin."
"What do you call a person who makes surrealist sandwiches? Salvador Deli."
"Yo mamma so ugly When one direction saw her they went in the other direction"
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"with great power comes great electricity bills"