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"what do you call a 5 man group all asians and makes gay music k-pop!"
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"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: They should be changed regularly Both for the same reason"
"A guy goes to the store to buy condoms, ""Do you want a bag?"" the cashier asks, ""No"" the guy says, ""she's not that ugly"""
"Who was the least funny U.S. President? FDR. His standup could use some work."
"God: I made something new. It's like a tornado, but smaller. Angel: What do you call it? God: A toddler."
"Nothing sets a bad precedence like your boss catching you actually working."
"Catherine Zeta-Jones was recently diagnosed with bi-polar disorder half of the time she is Zeta, the other half shes Jones"
"If a cow laughs, does milk come out his nose?"
"My girlfriend is like a motorcycle I dont have a motorcycle"
"Not to play the martyr, but I feel like the thousands of fruit flies in my kitchen should be more appreciative for all I have given them."