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Joke of the Day
"What kind of dog can turn on your car? Yorkies"
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"What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common? They both say the same jokes over and over again."
"What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit? ""What's Allepo?"""
"Don't be offended if I speak to you condescendingly. Be happy that I care enough to be sure your simple mind understands what I'm saying."
"Reading a book about anti-gravity... and its impossible to put down"
"Why are black people unable to get a Ph.D.? Because they can't get past their Masters."
"What's the key to finding love? Rohypnol"
"Time is the coin of life. Only you can determine how it will be spent."
"There are two types of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...."
"Baby, you remind me of a perennial... cause you always make me come more than once."