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Joke of the Day

"Boxing is like a dance, a dance where you punch your dance partner until he doesn't want to dance anymore."

"Full disclosure: all my tweets with less than 3 favs were made by my intern."

"I was an addict. I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around."

"What do nine out of ten people agree on? Gang rape."

"I went for a check-up today, the dr. said everything looked good... Then he stuck his finger up my ass and declared everything there was good also.... I think I may need to find a new dentist."

"Why was the lightning bug unhappy? Because her children were not very bright."

"Q: Why did the rabbit eat lunch under the sink? A: He found a leek there."

"My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, ""Is that the best you can do?"""

"Man is like spider... ..bound to have sticky fingers after being on the web"

"A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks her if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no and gets off the bus."