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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the rabbit eat lunch under the sink? A: He found a leek there."

"Someone claimed that their dog could retrieve a ball from up to a mile away, sounds a bit far fetched to me."

"Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !"

"What does a man with a big d*ck eat for breakfast? Yeah, I didn't think you'd know..."

"I tried to tell my son the joke about the donkey eating corn. He said he didn't want to hear another corny ass joke out of me."

"It's funny how certain scents can bring back memories of people we associated with those scents like how I remember my ex every time I take a shit."

"Will Glass Coffins Be A Success? Remains to be seen."

"What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird"

"Where was the NSAs wire taps when the McCallisters were leaving messages with all the neighbors that Kevin was home alone? Thanks Obama."

"She wanted to be friends with benefits, but I said no because she didn't offer dental."