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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the rabbit eat lunch under the sink? A: He found a leek there."
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"Business idea Souvernir Shops in abortion clinics - so noone leaves empty handed"
"Will you be my horcrux? I promise I'll leave a piece of me inside you."
"How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning."
"Why did Jared vote for gore in the 2000 election? Jared doesn't care for bush"
"Oh yeah? Well if I'm so gay like you say, then why do I have to think about my wife when I have sex with dudes, hmmm?"
"maybe babys cry bc theyve realized their potential for greatness decreases w/ each passing secomd until they die an old soul w/ lost dreams"
"Well, it's almost time to show up late for something else."
"Wore a hospital gown to work today and faked a cough for 5 minutes, and they said I could have the break room all to myself."
"How do Jewish turtles greet each other? Shellom."