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Joke of the Day
"Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans? They always take the green cards"
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"Attention people who aren't employees: you should wash your fucking hands too."
"When is a parent like a child? When he's a miner."
"Did you hear about the lady lawyer who went to her gynecologist? The gynecologist said, "" Let's use this device to spread your vagina."" The lawyer shouts, ""I object! Calls for speculation!"" I'll go..."
"Next time you're asked ""What's Up"" respond ""A delightful animated film about a young boy and an old man who fly away to an exotic place in a balloon house."""
"I went to a bar that only served beer in cans,and bottles. Seems the place had a draught excluder."
"I'm taking a vacation before I start a new job. I asked my girlfriend if she'd like to drive through Manitoba along the Hudson Bay to Rankin Inlet. She told me she was having Nunavut."
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"I received some food stamps the other day They tasted terrible."
"What do you call an origional joke on r/jokes Mine"