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Joke of the Day

"I hate people who buy gym memberships just to walk on a treadmill. WALKING IS FREE."

"What's is the difference between a Lamborghini and a boner? I don't have a boner right now. -Hugh Hefner, probably"

"I was approached on the street the other day by a young escort. Couldn't have been older than 13. I was absolutely appalled... ...by her prices. Way more than I usually pay!"

"PRO TIP: Despite the name, never hand Krazy Glue to a crazy person...especially if you're both naked & only have the hotel room for an hour."

"what do you call a asian with one leg i lean"

"Lionel Richie: I'm easy like Sunday morning Sunday morning: wow I'm right here"

"My ex is going to make some guy very happy one day but completely miserable the rest of the time."

"Someone tweets ""pizza,"" I want pizza. Someone tweets ""donut,"" I want a donut. Someone tweets ""kale,"" I want pizza and a donut."

"You know why when you look up and see birds flying in a V pattern, one side seems longer than the other? More birds on that side."

"Why was number 6 scared of number 7? Because 7 8 9!"