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Joke of the Day

"Embarrassed Shopper I get so embarrassed grocery shopping when I see the Salad Dressing"

"I'm guessing the person who decided how to spell ""queue"" and ""okay"" got paid by the letter."

"A blind man walks into a bar, And a table. And a chair."

"*puts a DVD of 'Frozen' and a DVD of 'Dante's Peak' into the same DVD player* *'Waterworld' starts playing*"

"Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom? Captain: Well it could have been worse. Manager: How? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!"

"I Can see the future, Donald Trump wins the election This post made with **Internet Explorer**"

"You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes"

"I don't get laid on Saturdays. The last two words were unnecessary."

"[NSFW] Excuse me, are you hungry? Good, because I'm fucking hungry tonight!"

"Two priests decided to open a Fish and Chip shop... ... One was a Fish Friar, the other was a Chip Monk."