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Joke of the Day
"What is love? [This is love](http://i.imgur.com/U3roe7r.png)"
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"My wife of 58 years said let's go upstairs and make love. I told her ""Choose one, I can't do both."""
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"Q: ""What has an IQ of 42?"" A: ""40 Marines plus their lieutenant"""
"Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said ""concentrate"" on it!"
"Daddy what is a transvestite? Ask your mommy He knows it."
"Yesterday I gave my seat to a blind man. Today I lost my job as a bus driver."
"Please don't be curly Please don't be curly Please don't be curly I pray to myself as I pull a hair from my mouth while eating Chinese food"
"What is Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1"
"Why is Chewbacca bad at sports? He's just a wookie!"