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Joke of the Day
"What is Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1"
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"What does deaf, mute and blind person get for christmas? Cancer"
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"I hear they took Aaron Hernandez out of Madden and put him in Grand Theft Auto V."
"A crossfiter, a vegan, and an atheist walk into a bar... I know this because they won't shut up about it."
"""Black Lives Don't Matter,"" Said the nihilist."
"Saw Robin Hood. Basically it's a film about stealing 13 dollars from evil movie-goers and giving it to the studios."
"Seven days with no food makes Juan week."
"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."