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Joke of the Day

"Please don't be curly Please don't be curly Please don't be curly I pray to myself as I pull a hair from my mouth while eating Chinese food"

"One time I won a raffle in England, turns out it was for knighthood. Boy was I Sir prized"

"My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class wank him off. I said "" son thats 3 schools this year, maybe teaching isn't for you"""

"I asked a Jewish person what they do in their spare time Apparently Hebrews."

"My friend cooked up some otter the other day! It was otterly delicious."

"Microsoft tech support called me last night as a indian, I said ""Sorry your calling Indian Tech Support"""

"KIM JONG-UN: I'm banning sarcasm ME: well that's just great K: what? M: I reeeally hate sarcasm K: seize him...I think"

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!"

"Imagine how frustrating it would be if Tic-Tacs were individually wrapped."

"The best feeling in the world is realizing that you're perfectly happy without the thing you thought you needed."