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Joke of the Day

"Daddy what is a transvestite? Ask your mommy He knows it."

"Bad joke Look in the mirror and see the biggest joke ever... that's what my mom said"

"Dear Algebra Stop asking me to find your x . . . she is not coming back!"

"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles."

"What is half the diameter of a radish? ...the radiush."

"My gay friend was up all night studying for his AP tests he was full of AP-ness"

"What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s? Your spine Edit: Thanks guys, made it to the front page. Was my first joke and ~~penis~~ spine joke on Reddit."

"Ants can lift 20 times their bodyweight which is really helpful if you ever need help moving a single blade of grass."

"dorothy: WET TSHIRT CONTEST! wicked witch: NOOOOOOOOO! tin man: worst spring break ever."

"Some guy told me he liked me, but he doesn't follow me on twitter so his opinion is invalid."