191990
Joke of the Day
"Yesterday I gave my seat to a blind man. Today I lost my job as a bus driver."
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"What do you call it when a white person robs you? Capitalism."
"Don't you hate it when you misjudge a moment of silence and lean in for a kiss. Worst police interrogation ever."
"I'm still a virgin because I'm waiting for someone special. I have a retard fetish."
"What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Get off me, homes!"
"I have a UPS joke Sorry it was delivered it to your landlord's off property leasing office ten miles down the road."
"My 4-year-old just asked if peanuts had peanut butter in them what kinda dumbass have I brought into this world."
"Pavlov walks into a bar and hears a loud bell. ""Oh shit,"" he exclaims. ""I forgot to feed my dogs."""
"In my country you can't fight with corruption but you can deal with it."
"The fourth Harry Potter book marked a huge tone shift for the rest of the series. I mean, the fifth book was dead serious."