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Joke of the Day
"I figured out how to make my penis 8 inches Fold it in half"
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"I don't get why people are allowed to say ""Damn straight"" But I get in trouble when i say ""Damn gays""."
"oh cool burger king sells hot dogs now. maybe next week i'll get lasik at staples"
"My doctor said that high levels of hormones were causing me to prematurely ejaculate. On my way home I bought a gag for my wife."
"Jokers of Reddit, any good blonde jokes or punch lines out there?"
"America has to stop all this violence overseas so we can focus on doing nothing to stop violence back here in America."
"I accidently opened the fitness app and my phone immediately called to report itself stolen."
"What's the difference between a Pakistani school and a Pakistani outpost? I don't know, I just fly the drone... *(Please don't hate me)*"
"Yesterday I farted in an apple store and everyone got mad at me Not my fault that they don't have windows."
"Happy Birthday, black Jesus."