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Joke of the Day
"I figured out how to make my penis 8 inches Fold it in half"
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"To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office Just know that I will find you. You have my Word."
"I grilled some chicken today... What a waste of time. He still wouldn't tell me why he crossed the road."
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