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Joke of the Day
"I lost my only son today. Ha! Talk about a bad heir day."
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"""Please. Make yourself at home."" *Brings cat and litter box inside* *Spreads cat poop on ground next to litter box*"
"Kind of cruel how preschool and the Muffin Man teach girls that they might one day find a guy made entirely out of muffins."
"I was walking through the cemetery.. Saw a guy crouching behind a tombstone. I said, ""Morning.."". He said, ""No. Taking a shit."""
"Donald trump, Hillary and Black hole, what do they all have in common? They all Suck"
"How many fams does it take to get the sky lit? Just one sun"
"Went to see the new "" pixels "" movie but The resolution was bad"
"Sorry I said your mom's beef stroganoff was stroganawful."
"A far right party wins an election in Germany with 60% of the vote. I did nazi that coming"
"Did you hear about the racist Mexican? He joined the que que que"