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Joke of the Day
"Who sung? Sam. Samsung"
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"What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? [Denim, denim, denim.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0SuIMUoShI)"
"Kim Kardashian will star in new commercials for Geico as part of a promotion for new slogan.. So easy, a caveman could do her!"
"Pissed there isn't a superhero in my town called 'The Human Bee'. That jumps out of trees with a knife in his ass."
"It's Saturday, so I'm as lazy as the guy who drew the Japanese flag."
"Dear Neighbours, ""She's coming"" isn't a great warning to give when I walk by and you stop talking."
"Q: Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window? A: It was closed."
"Did you know love doesn't matter? It doesn't have mass and doesn't occupy space."
"What's Irish and stays out all night? Patio furniture."
"Why did hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill"