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Joke of the Day
"Why did hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill"
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"I got caught making out with my cousin once - mum and dad went mental. In my defence we were just kids, and there was an awful lot of alcohol at her funeral."
"Slogan for a Sperm Bank Advertisement ""You squeeze it, we freeze it!"""
"Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party? To find a tight seal"
"I met this guy who said he was a Mir Space Station cosmonaut. But I thought it was quite an achievement."
"Go ahead, post and claim my tweets as your own. Maybe later, if you like, I'll come satisfy your woman and you can take credit for that too."
"Way less people would sneeze in public if we replaced ""bless you"" with ""nice filthcloud."""
"Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Nobody who? ..."
"Who called it death by autoerotic asphyxiation and not final fantasy"
"I'll always be here for you.... Unless we run out of beer, and someone has some over there. Then I'll be over there for you."