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Joke of the Day

"It's Saturday, so I'm as lazy as the guy who drew the Japanese flag."

"What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon? The Bear Glare."

"Got kicked out of the Renaissance Fair after seeing an Asian wearing a breastplate. I said there was a chink in the armor."

"You know what they say about guys with big cocks.... They need a big coop and pen to keep them in."

"CW: My wedding is going to be expensive! Me: Wait till you see what the divorce is going to cost you!"

"I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread."

"I think Rachel Dolezal is misunderstood. . . It turns out she's bi-Rachel."

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Lego man: Is it because I'm block?"

"I've got loads of jokes about undelivered letters. But people just don't get them."

"Build a man a fire, he is warm for a day. Light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life."