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Joke of the Day

"Rick Astley will let you borrow any pixar movie in his collection except one. He's never gonna give you Up."

"Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife meat eggs blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife your eggs or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job."

"How does the Black Knight sneeze? ""Have-at-choo!"""

"A G N B That's bang out of order."

"What does Trump have to do to win the election? Show off his erection."

"Why did the traffic light turn red? You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street."

"You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! -Noahpra"

"Passed a sign that says, ""All you can eat, $30/person"" but I don't think I can eat $30 worth of people."

"Any girl can give you pics I can give you a headache"

"Your mom is so fat... The last time she had sex, they called it the Big Bang!"