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Joke of the Day

"Your mom is so fat... The last time she had sex, they called it the Big Bang!"

"I left my phone by my side while I was sleeping with an app to ""ding"" every time it recognizes a person that looks like me It ""dinged"" all night."

"Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments."

"I'm addicted to glue You just get attached to it"

"I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over."

"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar... It was in tense."

"I'm a female historian who specializes in war atrocities, check out my blog ""The War Atrocity Babe"""

"Did you hear about the Polak who won a Gold medal in the Olympics? He was so proud he took it home and had it bronzed."

"I'm getting to the age where I could be a cougar, but Wikipedia says cougars are ""slender and agile"" which pretty much rules that out."

"To all the Moms: ""Happy Mothers Day""! And to all the Dads: ""Happy Sunday.. Mother FuKers""!!"