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Joke of the Day

"You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! -Noahpra"

"Where does Muscle Milk come from? Muscle mammary"

"What does one chauvinist say to the other? There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!"

"Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying ""Guns don't kill people. I do."""

"[Meta] Damn Girl jokes Damn Girl jokes.... so hot right now. Please consider cross-posting them to /r/damngirljokes."

"Why did Ellen Pao try to sue the users of Reddit for gender discrimination/ sexual harassment? Because they were forming a massive circle-jerk around her"

"What's the procrastinator's favorite song? ""Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.."" (You're always a day away)"

"If E.T. is making your bicycle fly through the sky, why do you still have to pedal?"

"I want a house I can drive my car in You could drive from vroom to vroom."

"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park, man!"