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Joke of the Day

"Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife meat eggs blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife your eggs or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job."

"What is long, green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."

"A strange sense of humor. Surprisingly, but the long walks on the moor very breathtakingly."

"What's a mexicans favorite sport? Cross country"

"I think it's sweet that teens text ""U up?"" really late at night to check that their friends are getting to bed at a reasonable hour"

"What the difference between a feminist and a pencil? The pencil has a point"

"I wonder what Kirstie Alley is putting frosting on right now."

"What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on? It twerked."

"What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall? Dam."

"Do I know any jokes about Sodium? Na"