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Joke of the Day

"A G N B That's bang out of order."

"What's the difference between my porn stash and Call of Duty? One is full of screaming 10 year old boys and the other is Call of Duty."

"I failed my Health and Safety class test today. Apparently, when they ask you,""In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"" ""F**kin' large ones"" is not the correct answer."

"Why did Mozart kill his chickens? They were yelling ""Bach Bach Bach Bach"""

"Pupil: In other schools pupils get a choice of computers to use. Teacher: You get a choice her too. Use the one we've got or don't use any at all."

"shit i lost the instructions to my shampoo and now there's blood EVERYWHERE"

"When my toaster broke, my wife left me. I guess she was lack toast intolerant"

"Why do Jewish people have short necks... (Shrugs Shoulders) I don't know."

"Now that oil is so cheap, we should start drilling for black printer ink."

"I went to a restaurant that serves ""breakfast at any time."" So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."