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Joke of the Day
"Thought I saw Shaggy at What-a-burger this morning...... But, ""It Wasn't him""."
Next Joke
"What do you call a bench full of white people? The NBA."
"The lady helping my wife design a dining room table handed me a note reading ""blink if you're being held against your will"""
"How do you turn a fox into a whale? Marry her."
"My girlfriend told me she wanted a ring. So I said ""Bitch, take your phone off silent!"""
"A cop stops an electron for speeding. He says ""Did you know you were going 100 mph?"" ""Great"", says the electron, ""now I'm lost!"""
"Knock Knock Who's there CD CD who? C DEEZ NUTS *ha* ^^*Got* ^^^*em*"
"Joke of the millennium.. Teacher -""Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY???"" Student -""in Swiss Banks"".. :P :D lolx"
"Me: I'll take another drink. Bartender: Would you like for me to call you a cab sir? Me: No it's cool he's driving * points at chair*"
"What did batman say to robin before robin got in the car? get in the car"