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Joke of the Day

"A cop stops an electron for speeding. He says ""Did you know you were going 100 mph?"" ""Great"", says the electron, ""now I'm lost!"""

"Why did they name themselves AC/DC? Because that's the chord progression in all their songs."

"Why LOTR is a metaphor for life. Man puts ring on finger, slowly goes insane!"

"If a bulldog and a shitzu mated, their off-spring would be called a dog-zu"

"What do we want?! A cure for Tourette's!! When do we want it?! Cunt!"

"Whats the difference between an Asian man and a box of chocolates? They'll both kill your dog, but the Asian will cook it afterwards."

"Confucius on baseball Confucius say ""Baseball wrong, man with 4 balls can't walk"""

"They say you are what you eat So I bought myself some ""ready to eat Apricots"" And after I bought them I was indeed, ready to eat Apricots."

"What did the counselor say to the hologram? ""You're projecting."" (From Star Trek Voyager)"

"Kevin Hart is performing in Baltimore tonight..... Should be a riot :p"