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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bench full of white people? The NBA."
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"I asked my phone what its favorite joke was: What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? ""One day my prints will come."""
"Dr. Seuss would have CRUSHED it on 8 Mile."
"Lost My Job I've been sacked from my job as a roller coaster ride operator. I'm suing them for funfair dismissal."
"What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common? No touching!"
"[Mesozoic era] God: if u can't spell ur name you're going extinct Jellyfish: seems fair Pterodactyl: [to Brachiosaurus] this is bullshit"
"How do Jewish mothers prevent wrinkles? Oil of Oy Vey."
"old chinese proverb Man who fart in church, must sit in his on pew."
"Boy at FBI headquarters saw pictures of 10 most wanted men & said, ""Why didn't you keep them when you took their picture?"""
"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go out at night without Robin."