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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bench full of white people? The NBA."
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"When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance."
"""Jess is coming over"" ""Jess who indiscriminately murders people or-"" *Gets stabbed to death* ""Yes"""
"all restaurants are drive-thru if you drive hard enough"
"Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!"
"You know what George Bush and Floyd Mayweather have in common? W."
"To the person who honked to get me out of my parking space faster, thank you for inspiring me to delete 3000 emails right here, right now."
"NSFW The joke you'd never tell someone in person. I'll start What does a baby's vagina smell like? *Lean in, blows softly in your face*"
"Rent boat. Go out to sea. Find sperm whale. Tell him he's called sperm whale. Console sperm whale. Have fun with new whale best friend."
"How do you cut the sea in half? With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)"