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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a fox into a whale? Marry her."
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"How well did the Mexican do for his class test? He got a borderline pass."
"How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !"
"My marriage is a mess and I'm in real financial trouble. But the McRib will return one day, and that's what keeps me going."
"When is it time to bury the baby that you killed? When it starts talking to you again."
"""My friend got me a Fitbit"" ME: Oh yeh, heard of them, haven't got one tho ""u can buy them online"" ME [whispering] u can buy friends online?"
"Out of all the things that go bump in the night... your parent's bed is definitely the scariest"
"What was the victim of the car crash wearing? A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is..."
"What's the worst part about going down on a black girl? Cotton mouth"
"I find if you sprinkle some bacon bits on a salad, but don't actually add any salad, then its a pretty good salad."