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Joke of the Day

"What did batman say to robin before robin got in the car? get in the car"

"What does a gynocologist and a pizza man have in common? Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them."

"Cat: LET ME OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW LET ME OUT RIGHT NOW! Me: *Staggers out of bed. Opens door* Cat: *lies down on doormat*: You are dismissed."

"Your sign says ""NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE"", so it seems highly unfair that you kicked me out for not wearing pants."

"What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common? They both have little boys' jeans half off."

"How did Camelot get its name? Guinevere liked to hump a lot."

"Enrage the one you love today with a calm, rational explanation."

"What is the difference between God and a police officer? God doesn't think he's a police officer."

"*job interview HR: Can you name one of your strengths? Me: Sure. I'll call it Giselle."

"Lightly used fish tank for sale on eBay. Does not contain three goldfish ghosts."