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Joke of the Day

"I never understood the appeal of /r/titler... But you know, different strokes for fascist folks"

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"What do you call a naked musician? A Natural"
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"What's the difference between the worst sex you ever had, and the best sex you ever had? Doesn't matter; Had sex "
"A Hurricane and a Divorce in Virginia I learned this joke from my chem teacher: What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common? Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!"
"Just checked out Jian Ghomeshi's band Moxy Fruvous for the first time... Not bad. That guy can really keep a beat."