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Joke of the Day
"So How do you circumcise a Hillbillie Kick his sister in the jaw."
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"A friend told me I'm out of touch. I laughed so hard I almost peed my Hammer pants."
"I looked up ""thesaurus"" in my thesaurus and it says ""Don't be a smart-ass""."
"Did you hear about NASA finding bones on the moon? Yeah,the cow didn't make it."
"What did the gay deer say while walking out of a bar? I can't believe I blew fifty bucks back there!"
"Who picks up the guide dog's shit No one since they turn a blind eye."
"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon.... and Michael Jackson liked to molest little boys."
"Chuck Norris has only farted once. The last time that he did, the universe was created."
"I love these hot summer nights when you can open all the windows and fall asleep naked. I'm not sure my taxi driver appreciates it though."
"alladin: do u trust me jasmine: i've only known you for 2 hours a: so u don't wanna jump off this rooftop j: lemme ask my tiger first"