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Joke of the Day

"So How do you circumcise a Hillbillie Kick his sister in the jaw."

"ME: ""Hey, the 1980s called and they want their pants back"" STRANGER WHO IS SECRETLY A TIME COP: ""They called?! That's a level 3 violation!"""

"The shortest way to piss off a hipster... Apple phone & iwatch"

"Does anybody know what date Easter is this year? And if so, what are you, obsessed with Easter"

"What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset? Stealth Bomber"

"How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard."

"Home is where you don't feel the need to wipe the toilet seat After you've pissed all over it."

"My fourth grade teacher told me I would use cursive at least once a week, but she was wrong. I use it every day when food is delivered to my house."

"Whats wrong with four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac seats five."

"Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ? He took too long to put his boots on !"