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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Buddhism and porn? Buddha teaches not to fill a hole in yourself with material possesions."

"Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson? Bill Cosby"

"A Muslim cannibal walks into a bar The bar tender says, 'Wow, is it true that human meat tastes like pork?"" The Muslim says ""How am I supposed to know? I'm a Muslim, I don't eat pork."""

"What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe."

"How much space is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible."

"What do you call your saggy old midwife? Me doula oblongota"

"Why couldn't the effective vitamin supplement achieve true happiness? He was too super fish oil."

"How does a dishwasher make his money? Panhandling"

"What do you call the doctor for dogs? Dogtor"

"What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around? Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!"