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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Greyhound Bus depot filled with old people, and a crab with DD boobs? One's a crusty bus station, and the others a busty crustacean."

"Did you hear about Russia's preservation new project? The Crimea River"

"Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new ""Stealth Condom?"" A: ""They'll never see you coming."""

"What do you get when you put a live rabbit in the oven? A hot cross bun."

"AMA request: Paul McCartney How big of an impact has Kanye been to your music career blowing up?"

"What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night? Disco Stew!"

"Capitalization is important There's a big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

"Caller: My goodness Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up I can't understand you. You should really take something for that cold. Operator: Good idea. I'll take the rest of the day off!"

"For her birthday, my wife asked for something that went from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds... I got her a scale."

"Gravity Maxim Trow yourself from the building and catch from the boardwalk!"