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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ? Caesar quickly before she gets away !"
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"What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained? Please! I in cyst!"
"I can't say enough good things about my grandmother. She just isn't very nice."
"What do you call your mother's father when he's good to you? A Grand-father."
"Please listen closely... Attention: Tonight I will attempt to travel back in time and change history. You'll know I've succeeded if Germany loses WWII and Wednesday comes *after* Tuesday."
"How do you eat soup with chop sticks? Slowly."
"What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student? ""I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"""
"I realized that my parents can be proud of my strict upbringing when I tripped and fell down the whole staircase shouting ""OUCH, OUCH! It hurts!""."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To complete the joke."