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Joke of the Day

"I sure hope they're wrong about 2012. I'd hate to think I wasted the last couple years of my life on here with you guys."

"My mate sold me a guitar for 5... No strings attached"

"Why do girls... Hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even!"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill So Jack could lick Jill's fanny. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock 'cause Jill's a goddam tranny!"

"""Thats a sexy little outfit your wearing"" I said. ""I bet you want my cock in you"". ""Dave"", my wife said, ""do you know I can hear you on the baby monitor?"""

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Licalotapus."

"A well executed theft leaving no fingerprints behind is... ... a stainless steal."

"Enough with the bass jokes. Just drop it. wubwubwub"

"What did the number zero say to the number eight? ""Nice belt."""

"Fairly Dark Joke I really hate it when people tell jokes about suicide. So whenever they tell them, I just stare at them instead of laughing. That'll show them. That'll show them all."