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Joke of the Day
"What is the bass players preferred method of contraception? His personality."
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"Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym? Because you already know she'll work out."
"I can see 4 years into the future 20/20 Vision"
"Yo mama so black when she goes outside the street lights come on"
"Turned on TV and heard people talking about grinding, pumping & hole filling. Sadly, it was just CNN."
"What is Pi squared? Pop-tart."
"[doctor's] INVISIBLE MAN: Am I cured doc? DR: Your tests are all clear IM: Is that good? DR: [talking to wrong empty chair] I'm not sure"
"A little girl was next in line. 'My name's Curtain' she said. 'I hope your first name is not Agnate ?' 'No it's velvet !'"
"Did you hear about the piece of scrap wood? He went to BOARDing school and applyed (applied) to college."
"I hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in a file named FIREWORKS AND VACUUMS so my dog won't find them."