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Joke of the Day

"So is the 2020 Election Season open yet? Or is the succession now inherited?"

"Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. HI I'M A NERVOUS POOPER. ... Nailed it!"

"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar. They were followed by batman."

"Investment I still wonder if my parents knew humans are not much good of an investment"

"Had a bad mix up at the store today. Cashier said strip down facing me. Apparently she meant my credit card."

"""Sir, how may I help you?"" *swivels around in chair* -- A coffee please! ""Did you bring that chair in here?"" *reclines back* --- Maybe?"

"If you live in the US always be careful to not break your leg because you have to sell it after fixing it to cover the cost"

"I got arrested by a female cop today... She said ""everything you say can and will be held against you"". I replied ""your boobs""."

"MONDAY Y U NO FUN FUN FUN LIKE FRIDAY?"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a large-breasted crab? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean"