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Joke of the Day

"A baby whale asks his father, ""Dad, where did I come from?"" The father replies, ""Well, I put my semen into your mother's vagina, and then you were born!"" ""Thanks, dad."" ""You're whalecum."""

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"I really don't have much respect for those that take drugs and alcohol. Like Customs, for example."
"As I lay my phone down to sleep, I pray my brain won't think of tweets. If I die before I wake, I pray and hope my phone to break."
"What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk? ""That outfit makes you look very corny."""
"What is the loneliest bayou in Louisiana? Bayou self"
"What do you do when Ronda says ""Not Tonight""? Kick her out of bed"
"There's 2 cows in a paddock One says ""moo"" the other says ""damn, I was just about to say that."""
"Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome? You get a lot of puse."
"""Why is that cotton candy talking?"" ""Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj"""
"Genie: Sure about this? Me: C'mon do it Genie: It's your last wis- Me: I WANNA BE RICH Genie: Alakazam! Hi Rich, I'm Genie"