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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when Ronda says ""Not Tonight""? Kick her out of bed"
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"ME: Lord, what have I done to deserve this GOD: *unfurls a scroll that keeps going for miles* Well"
"Why don't they have driving lessons and sex ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia? They don't want to overwork the camel."
"Your honor, may I approach the bench? Judge: You may *benches 200lbs in 3 sets of 20 reps* The defense rests"
"Women are like modern art... They're hard to figure out, and we're not really sure if they even have a purpose."
"What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants? When you sniff paint, you get high"
"If the only way you say ""Happy Birthday"" to someone is via their Facebook wall, they're not your friend."
"Wanna hear a short joke? Joke. Ok, But do you wanna hear a longer joke? Joooooooooooooooooooooooooke"
"I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in?"
"On our way to husbands vasectomy he asks *do you think they'll want me to remove my socks?*. I don't know what he thinks is about to happen."