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Joke of the Day

"Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome? You get a lot of puse."

"Is William Shatner the past version of William Shitner?"

"What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs? a Shar-Pei :)"

"What gets harder as you beat it? A penis."

"Why is it difficult to find the clitoris? Because you have to go through a labiarinth."

"A pig's favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York."

"Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?"

"If I can hear you chew, I have fantasized about your death."

"Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind it stinks!"

"Q: Why did the girl spray her clock? A: It was full of ticks."