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Joke of the Day
"Why do blurry people always ask me if I'm drunk?"
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"A penny for your thoughts, Five bucks if they're naughty."
"I met a horse who keeps talking about the apocalypse. He told me the end is neigh."
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"What's a Polar Bear's favourite soup? A laksa."