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Joke of the Day
"The best dad jokes are the ones you'll never hear... ...the black ones."
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"Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself..."
"I will NEVER go bungee jumping... I came into this world because of broken rubber, no way am I leaving the same way"
"She told me she'd do anything for 20 bucks. Guess who just got his Mustang washed."
"Just seen a Disney trailer. I've just seen a Disney trailer It said, ""A new movie from the people that brought you Up."" Flipping Heck! I never knew Mum and Dad made films."
"A guy just yelled at me for tweeting and driving. I told him to get off my fucking hood and mind his own business."
"hey girl are u from tennessee cause u have a tennessee accent and i have ur birth certificate here and it says ur from tennessee"
"tinder, huh? back in my day if you wanted a girl to notice you, you had to dress like a gargoyle and cling to the roof of her parents' home"
"New Year's resolution is to stop drinking. Dies of thirst."
"What do you call a tavern that only serves baby foxes and adult felines? Kit Cat Bar"