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Joke of the Day
"The best dad jokes are the ones you'll never hear... ...the black ones."
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"Sad day--NBC said no to my TV idea, 'Celebrity Q-tip Cams', where we go deep inside the ears of the stars."
"Everyone has at least one friend who treats their Facebook status like their therapist."
"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeve."
"What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony"
"Why is a cow that he jumps? Because he higher and higher. ^(I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)"
"A blonde and a burnette are on opposite sides of a river... The burnette yells to the blonde ""how do I get to the other side?"" The blonde yells back ""you are on the other side!"""
"I like my money like I like my women... Under the table."
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wipe his ass"
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't confuse them for feminists."