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Joke of the Day

"Sad day--NBC said no to my TV idea, 'Celebrity Q-tip Cams', where we go deep inside the ears of the stars."

"Japan is not a Democracy. It's a Constitutional Monarchy. They don't have big erections."

"What's the difference between America and yogurt? One has culture."

"What's your favourite colour? I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue."

"What did the scientist say when he created something super BASIC? ExtraOrdinary"

"What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common? They both contain locked up loonies!"

"Why did the spotted pigs run away? They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine."

"I just got a DM from a guy who said he was a Day Trader. I offered him 3 Mondays for a Friday."

"A man and a boy are walking through a dark forest... The boy turns to the man and says ""Its dark, I'm scared."" The man replies with ""You're scared? I have to walk back through here on my own!"""

"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired."