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Joke of the Day

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't confuse them for feminists."

"Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz? Because they are sold out to crackers!"

"I went to a Stevie Wonder concert last week and it was terrible. They moved the piano and forgot to tell him."

"My neighbours listen to awesome music. Wether they like it or not!"

"How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"

"[Club] Me: *has debilitating crush on a nerd* Nerd: What you feel is a burst of norepinephrine increasing arousal and focus- Me: *swoons*"

"I quit smoking for good Now I smoke for evil."

"Who ever said time cannot be bought? I bought some thyme yesterday."

"I've just returned from outer space. I took a book to read while I was up there. I couldn't put it down."

"The neighbours dog has jumped up into my garden so much that he's totally destroyed the fence. Figured here's the best place to get it fixed as everyone is a certified reposter."