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Joke of the Day

"Peterpan Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old."

"The hipster A hipster was traveling down some river rapids. He came across a fork in the river and decided to take the left fork because the right was too mainstream"

"Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage? He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq"

"Nurse: It's just a little prick.. Me: That's what my gf said! N: Ha M: Haha N: HAHA M: HAHAHA! N: You don't have a gf, do you? M: No."

"And then one day we decided we were tired of sleeping in and doing whatever we wanted whenever we wanted in a clean house, and we had kids."

"My genes put the XY in sexy"

"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald."

"What's something a white person says a lot, but a black person never says? Hi dad!"

"You don't know laziness until you rob a bank & choose to wait for the amount you stole to be announced on news rather than count it yourself"

"Reporter: Sir, how do view lesbian Relationships.?.. Me: Full HD."