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Joke of the Day
"What did the mountain say to the desert? ""you're hot"""
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"Sorry I yelled: BLESS YOU and handed you a tissue after you told me you loved me Blow your nose, it will pass"
"As a non-english native redditor ... Edit: grammer"
"Basic Instinct Star Cast in ""The Carpenters"" Biopic This summer: SHARON IS KAREN"
"I am 48 and my wife is 8 months pregnant. am i too old to be a dad?"
"Morse code is like taking a shower with black guys and asian Long short long long long short long short short"
"What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEYYYYYEEEEE!!!!!"
"What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Naaaaagggghhhhhhh."
"Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics? He was caught taking Polaroids."
"What gives you uncontrollable gas? Nazis"