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"How does Bob Marley like his sandwiches? Wi' jam in"
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"What do you call a white man in a ghetto? An ambulance."
"Me: goodnight moon Moon: It's 6pm Me: I know but I'm tired Moon: I literally just got here"
"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts"
"PSA: If you're about to be arrested, climb to the roof of a nearby court. You are now 'above the law' & literally can't get in trouble ever"
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"My friend tried to convince me that hard drugs should remain illegal... ...but his argument had no substance."
"A man walked into a library and asked for a book on suicide. The librarian said, ""Jack off mate, you won't bring it back!""."
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"They say milk is good for your teeth..you know what else is good for your teeth..minding your own damn buisness"