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Joke of the Day

"Does the FBI really investigate aliens like on the X-Files? No, that's what the INS does."

"Jesus loves me, but I told him that I could never date a pool boy."

"I came, I saw, the neighbors complained."

"Ever heard of the comedian who died gasping for air after his routine? He joked to death."

"I'm celebrating international women's day by not having my wife make me a sandwich today. I'm going to Subway and having Rachel make it instead."

"How to tell the difference between a Crocodile and a Alligator Well one you see in a while, and the other you see later."

"Trump is a great guy. He's giving two million illegal immigrants free trips to Mexico."

"With Murray testing free agency maybe the cowboys should pick up both Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson on the cheap! They would be a good one two punch!"

"How do you deep throat a Muslim girl? You Ramadan her throat."

"Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes? Because you only get out what you pudding."