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Joke of the Day

"Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes? Because you only get out what you pudding."

"What did the sailor say about Pirates of the Caribbean It's see-worthy"

"What do you call it when your having sex with a smart girl? Being in-genious"

"i like trains thats the joke. HAHAHAHAH!!!!"

"I've learned that you can buy a kitten with no problem, but you have to come back at a different time to buy the juicer."

"Another day done. Time to kick back and second-guess every social interaction I had at work."

"What's Trumps favourite super market? Walmart."

"Whenever I'm alone, I like to dig a hole in my backyard, remove all my clothes, go inside that hole and pretend that I'm a carrot."

"Bob unknowingly sat on a chainsaw. ;"

"I ordered a book on near death experiences. The anticipation almost killed me."