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"I came, I saw, the neighbors complained."
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"What do you call it when a black chick shows you her pussy? Nutella Spread"
"I think my iPhone is broken I keep pressing the home button but I am still at work"
"You can tune a guitar... but you can't tuna fish!"
"""Give me your Vitamin Water and your organic gluten-free cookies unless there's peanuts in them because I'm allergic."" - 2012 school bully"
"Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum? The website required him to prove that he is not a robot."
"I promise to love you for better until things get worse."
"Feminism: because not all women can be beautiful."
"IAmA hot dog cart owner, AMA my weiner!"
"[Batman at McDonald's] What's your chicken sandwich called? -A McChicken And the rib? -A McRib [pulls out his batwallet] I like your style."